Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity.

GUY1: pare tikman mo tung luto ng nanay ko ang sarap!

GUY2: pwede kaw nalang tikman ko gawa ka rin naman ng nanay mo diba?

***ASTIG!

Satanas ni suroy sa park...

Pastor: Haaah!!! Sa ngalan ni Cristo, pahawa satanas, pahawa...

Satanas: "char"..... murag tag iya sa park...

A girl was in luv wid an ugly man,
her friends askd her
"WHY him"?
den d girl replyd imed8ly...

haleer?! Wa ka kakitag "beauty & d beast?"
mu gwapo rana!

Inspiring message for the day:
"never use ur failure yesterday as an excuse for not trying again today... We may not be able to undo the damages or reserve d consequences, but we can always make a new start..."

The only way to make sure people you agree with can speak is to support the rights of people you don't agree with.

Justice without force is powerless; force without justice is tyrannical.