Collection of Quotes, Jokes, and SMS

2011-02-06T16:12:00.001-08:00

Don't love cause you pity. Don't love cause you wanna be loved. Love, cause your heart loves.

2011-02-06T16:11:00.001-08:00

When someone leaves you, doesn't mean there's something wrong with you. Maybe there's something wrong with them.

2011-02-06T16:10:00.002-08:00

Two most important thoughts a person should bear in mind: 1. Use things, not people. 2. Love people, not things.

2011-02-06T16:10:00.001-08:00

Pain is not the result of something. Pain is how we react to something.

2011-02-06T16:09:00.002-08:00

If everybody loves you, something is wrong. Find at least one enemy to keep you alert.

2011-02-06T16:09:00.001-08:00

You don’t need too many people to be happy, just a few real ones who appreciate you for who you are.

2011-02-06T16:08:00.000-08:00

Only true friends can be cruelly honest.

2011-01-26T16:37:00.000-08:00

Forgiving is not always forgetting, but forgetting is always forgiving.

2011-01-26T16:36:00.001-08:00

Life's little irony: The more you center your life on someone, the more unattractive you become to that person.

2011-01-26T16:35:00.001-08:00

When a person is really into you, she/he will always find a way to make time for you. No excuses.

2011-01-26T16:33:00.000-08:00

Spongebob: "What do you usually do when I'm gone?" Patrick: "Wait for you to come back." Friendship!

2011-01-26T16:32:00.000-08:00

Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it gets you nowhere.

2011-01-26T16:31:00.000-08:00

Words without actions are non-sense. Yet actions without words are confusing.

2011-01-09T00:32:00.002-08:00

Instead of thinking about what you're missing, try thinking about what you have that everyone else is missing.

2011-01-09T00:32:00.001-08:00

Sometimes the more pointless the relationship is, the more you want to fight for it.

2011-01-09T00:31:00.003-08:00

"Move on" doesn't always mean it's the end, it may also mean the best beginning.

2011-01-09T00:31:00.001-08:00

Maybe cupid should shoot himself with his own damn arrow. Just so he can see how much love hurts.

2011-01-09T00:29:00.000-08:00

No one will make a lock without a key. Similarly, God won't give problems without solutions.

2011-01-09T00:28:00.001-08:00

Don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

2011-01-09T00:26:00.000-08:00

Missing someone could turn from pain to pleasure, if you knew they were missing you too.

2011-01-05T10:23:00.000-08:00

Just because you fail once, doesn't mean you're gonna fail at everything. Keep trying and believe in yourself!

2011-01-05T10:21:00.002-08:00

Be happy, not because everything is good, but because you can see the good side of everything.

2011-01-05T10:21:00.001-08:00

Be Happy no matter what; don't let someone who doesn't deserve you bring you down.

2011-01-05T10:18:00.000-08:00

If you don't like what you have been getting, just change what you have been doing!

2011-01-05T10:17:00.002-08:00

The difference between friendship and love is how much you can hurt each other.

2011-01-05T10:17:00.001-08:00

Love is always in the air. Not everyone is brave enough to inhale it.

2011-01-05T10:13:00.000-08:00

You have to move on in order to move into a better situation. Never settle for less than you deserve.

2009-01-10T05:56:00.000-08:00

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity.

2009-01-10T05:44:00.001-08:00

A girl was in luv wid an ugly man,
her friends askd her
"WHY him"?
den d girl replyd imed8ly...

haleer?! Wa ka kakitag "beauty & d beast?"
mu gwapo rana!

2009-01-10T05:40:00.000-08:00

Inspiring message for the day:
"never use ur failure yesterday as an excuse for not trying again today... We may not be able to undo the damages or reserve d consequences, but we can always make a new start..."

2009-01-10T05:36:00.000-08:00

The only way to make sure people you agree with can speak is to support the rights of people you don't agree with.

2009-01-10T05:32:00.000-08:00

Justice without force is powerless; force without justice is tyrannical.

2008-12-03T06:00:00.000-08:00

As i grow old my realization bout lyf bcoms deeper,
problms got bigger, situations bcoms mor complc8d.

sumtyms i wish i cud go back
back 2 d tym wen d only man n lyf was my dad.

My only bstfrend was my mom... & any pain cud b healed by juz a band aid and & a lollipop.

Bt reality is... ders no turning back tym.

Learn frm d past,
Live in d present,
& entrust d future 2 God's greater plan...

2008-12-03T05:42:00.000-08:00

u myt regret putting an end to smthing that once made u smile...
u myt even cry ur eyes out whnver u miss d way it used to be...
bt remmber dt TIME heals almst evrything...
and d tym wil come wen ul no longer cry wen u remmber it,
instd ul smile nd thnk how better off u are since then...

2008-12-03T05:39:00.001-08:00

A mom called his son...

Pauwi knb? Asan k n?
Son: and2 po ako sa hospital...

his Mom cried... Ano nangyari sau?

Son: Nay, nurse kya ako, wg kang adik!

2008-12-03T05:34:00.001-08:00

boy: cn i touch ur software?
gurl: show me first ur hardware!

boy: cn i instal it n u system?
gurl: ok. f u cover it wid anti virus 1st!

2008-12-03T05:25:00.000-08:00

"Hapiness is not found in the end of the road. It is experienced everytime you make a sudden turn."

- SOGO HOTEL : Php395.00 / 3hrs

2008-12-01T08:28:00.001-08:00

To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly.

2008-12-01T08:24:00.000-08:00

Only barbarians are not curious about where they come from, how they came to be where they are, where they appear to be going, whether they wish to go there, and if so, why, and if not, why not.

2008-12-01T08:17:00.000-08:00

Whenever two good people argue over principles, they are both right.

2008-12-01T08:06:00.000-08:00

You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in torment if you don't trust enough.

2008-11-27T07:28:00.000-08:00

We do not believe in immortality because we can prove it, but we try to prove it because we cannot help believing it.

2008-11-27T07:24:00.001-08:00

Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.

2008-11-27T07:20:00.000-08:00

Is it so bad to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh.

2008-11-26T05:00:00.000-08:00

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

2008-11-26T04:57:00.000-08:00

Thinking is easy, acting is difficult, and to put one's thoughts into action is the most difficult thing in the world.

2008-11-26T04:56:00.000-08:00

Arguments are often like melodramas -- they have a predictable beginning, middle, and end.

2008-11-25T04:36:00.000-08:00

There never was a good war or a bad peace.

2008-11-25T04:33:00.000-08:00

You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.

2008-11-25T04:30:00.000-08:00

Fear is not the natural state of civilized people.

2008-11-23T07:01:00.000-08:00

When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.

2008-11-23T07:00:00.000-08:00

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.

2008-11-23T06:56:00.001-08:00

Nothing happens unless first we dream.

2008-11-22T00:22:00.000-08:00

When you get into a tight place and everything goes against you, till it seems as though you could not hang on a minute longer, never give up then, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.

2008-11-21T23:32:00.000-08:00

A short saying often contains much wisdom.

2008-11-20T05:18:00.000-08:00

A short saying often contains much wisdom.

2008-11-19T10:11:00.001-08:00

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

2008-11-19T10:01:00.000-08:00

It is not enough to be busy; so are the ants. The question is: what are we busy about?

2008-11-19T09:58:00.001-08:00

In each family a story is playing itself out, and each family's story embodies its hope and despair.

2008-11-19T09:43:00.001-08:00

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.

2008-11-19T09:31:00.001-08:00

Boredom is like a pitiless zooming in on the epidermis of time. Every instant is dilated and magnified like the pores of the face.

2008-11-19T09:13:00.000-08:00

Anybody can become angry, that is easy; but to be angry with the right person, and to the right degree, and at the right time, and for the right purpose, and in the right way, that is not within everybody's power, that is not easy.

2008-11-19T09:03:00.000-08:00

Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.

2008-11-17T05:26:00.000-08:00

There is no security on this earth. Only opportunity.

2008-11-17T05:22:00.000-08:00

Without leaps of imagination, or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning.

2008-11-17T05:21:00.000-08:00

First say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have to do.

2008-11-17T05:18:00.000-08:00

One who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; one who does not ask a question remains a fool forever.

2008-11-17T05:06:00.000-08:00

Life is just a chance to grow a soul.

2008-11-17T05:04:00.000-08:00

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

2008-11-17T04:59:00.000-08:00

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.

2008-11-16T08:30:00.000-08:00

If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right.

2008-11-16T08:27:00.000-08:00

You're not obligated to win. You're obligated to keep trying to do the best you can every day.

2008-11-16T08:26:00.000-08:00

Death is not the biggest fear we have; our biggest fear is taking the risk to be alive -- the risk to be alive and express what we really are.

2008-11-16T08:24:00.001-08:00

It is a thousand times better to have common sense without education than to have education without common sense.

2008-11-16T08:23:00.001-08:00

I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.

2008-11-16T08:20:00.000-08:00

He who angers you conquers you.

2008-11-16T08:15:00.000-08:00

Happiness is not in the mere possession of money; it lies in the joy of achievement, in the thrill of creative effort.

2008-08-01T00:39:00.000-07:00

People do not lack strength, they lack will.

2008-08-01T00:33:00.000-07:00

A useless life is an early death.

2008-08-01T00:27:00.000-07:00

One moment of patience may ward off great disaster. One moment of impatience may ruin a whole life.

2008-08-01T00:26:00.000-07:00

What you leave behind is not what is engraved in stone monuments, but what is woven into the lives of others.

2008-08-01T00:19:00.000-07:00

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

2008-08-01T00:06:00.000-07:00

Beyond the mountains there are mountains again.

2008-03-15T23:13:00.001-07:00

Wrongs are often forgiven, but contempt never is. Our pride remembers it forever.

2008-03-15T23:12:00.001-07:00

He that never changes his opinions, never corrects his mistakes, and will never be wiser on the morrow than he is today.

2008-03-15T23:10:00.001-07:00

Peace is not achieved by controlling nations, but mastering our thoughts.

2008-03-15T23:07:00.001-07:00

When we feel love and kindness toward others, it not only makes others feel loved and cared for, but it helps us also to develop inner happiness and peace.

2008-03-15T23:02:00.000-07:00

Good thoughts are no better than good dreams, unless they be executed.

2008-03-15T22:27:00.000-07:00

The aim of education is the knowledge not of fact, but of values.

2008-03-15T22:25:00.000-07:00

Our true wealth is the good we do in this world. None of us has faith unless we desire for our neighbors what we desire for ourselves.

2008-02-21T04:47:00.000-08:00

Don't hold your parents up to contempt. After all, you are their son, and it is just possible that you may take after them.

2008-02-21T04:43:00.000-08:00

Lying is done with words and also with silence.

2008-02-21T04:37:00.000-08:00

The sharing of joy, whether physical, emotional, psychic, or intellectual, forms a bridge between the sharers which can be the basis for understanding much of what is not shared between them, and lessens the threat of their difference.

2008-02-21T04:36:00.000-08:00

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it.

2008-02-21T04:30:00.000-08:00

He who wishes to secure the good of others, has already secured his own.

2008-02-21T04:26:00.000-08:00

Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises.

2008-02-21T04:24:00.000-08:00

I know the price of success: dedication, hard work, and an unremitting devotion to the things you want to see happen.

2008-02-16T20:22:00.001-08:00

Strong people make as many mistakes as weak people. Difference is that strong people admit their mistakes, laugh at them, learn from them. That is how they become strong.

2008-02-16T20:19:00.000-08:00

The best way to get a good idea is to get a lot of ideas.

2008-02-16T20:17:00.000-08:00

There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.